Tuck Shop Pre-Roll Review - Valley Girl 1x1.0g (Ontario)
To all of or Canadian Readers and our Yankee friends down south…. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving dinner is never complete without going for a walk and getting some “fresh air” before tackling a mountain of food and delicious Turkey and stuffing. You know I packed away the food and drizzled and slathered gravy all over my plate.
For this special occasion, I procured the Tuck Shop Valley Girl one grammer preroll. As a fan of Carmel products and the ounce (oz) zips of Tuck Shop (shout out ghost OG and wedding punch), I naturally had to take this baby for a puff!
Valley Girls get a bad rap and chastised for living the good life. Well, I’m bringing the valley girl back in style and in the most basic fashion(pre-roll).
Before OnlyFans(OF), the Valley was known as a hot bed for adult film production. The OF creator craze has truly empowered any person to create content from their own home in a safe and commercialized manner. With that being said, I am obviously a huge fan of the Vanderpump Rules spin-off, the Valley lol.
Tale of the Tape:
Tuck Shop - Valley Girl (Pre-Roll)
Total THC: 26.35%
Total CBD: 0.12%
Total Terpenes: N/A (not listed on label)
Cultivar(Strain): Valley Girl (SFV OG x Face Off OG)
Flavour: Gassy, Sweet, Funky.
Pack Size: 1.0 gram Pre-rolled joint.
Packaged On: August 27, 2025 by Carmel Pharms Corp.
Thoughts and High Musings
This pairs great with wine and pumpkin spice muffins lulz.
Please take these “preroll reviews”, with a grain of salt as it is hard to really review a product or strain based off of one smoke. But with that said, I can definitely get solid first impressions and determine whether it is even worth a re-smoke or investing into a big bag.
It had a nice flavour and taste on the dry pull. It is definitely gas forward, with a bit of funkiness on the tail end.
The effects overall were very chill. Labelled as an indica, this strain gave me some chill and relaxed vibes, with a side of a slight body buzz. After consuming, I definitely had a bigger smile on my face and a distinct desire to crush some food.
Vibe:
Verdict: It’s a SWEET VALLEY HIGH :)
